On The Stage

Thursday 15th, Friday 16th & Saturday 17th October at 7.30pm

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Cecily, Reggie and Wilfred reside in a home for retired opera singers and each year, on the 10th October, perform in a concert to celebrate Verdi’s birthday. Jean, who used to be married to Reggie, arrives at the home and disrupts their equilibrium. Jean still acts like a diva, she refuses to take part in the ‘Verdi’ concert. However, the show must go on and what you will witness are both comic and emotionally charged scenes. Amateur production.

Tickets: £ 9.00book3

Saturday 24th October at 1.00pm

ghost pirates thumbGhost Pirates Of The Black Pearl

A ghoulishly spook-tacular production for this October half term! Stand by to board the most feared ship on the seven seas, the Black Pearl, for a swashbuckling story including exploding cannons, & gaudy costumes. Full of Cutlass duels, gruesome punishments, and heavy name-calling, all ingredients of a buccaneering plot sure to delight youngsters and adults alike.

Tickets: Adult £ 9.00. Under16 £7.00.  Family £28.00book3

Sunday October 25th at 7.30pm

Lars Young as Roy OrbisonA Night Of Orbison

Roy Orbison was one of the most successful singer-songwriters of his era recording such iconic hits as ‘Only The Lonely’, ‘Oh, Pretty Woman’, ‘Running Scared’, ‘Dream Baby’ and ‘Crying’.       A Night of Orbison reminds us all of these wonderful hits plus many, many more as New Yorker Lars Young becomes the legend.  This is a concert event that will have audiences mesmerised, thrilled and singing along!

Tickets: £ 15.00book3

Monday October 26th at 11.00am and 1.00p



Back again. Your opportunity to see some wonderful exotic creatures such as snakes and spiders up close and personal. All on the Savoy stage!

All tickets £6              book3

Saturday 14th November at 7.30pm

rusgrantAn Audience with Russell Grant

The Savoy welcomes it’s patron Russell Grant, with a show full of anecdotes and memories. Although best known for his astrology Russell began as an actor at the age of 12 and has appeared in over 30 musicals and pantomimes.Strictly Come Dancing brought a return to the West End starring in Wizard Of Oz and a major tour of Grease.

Tickets: £ 16.00 (£14.00 for friends)book3

Wednesday 18th November at 7.30

stilgoeJOE STILGOE – New Songs For Old Souls – Live

This hotly anticipated debut UK tour accompanies Stilgoe’s third studio album, which mixes incredible new songs with his inimitable takes of jazz standards and classics from the 1950’s to the present day. Joe has twice topped the UK jazz chart, featured on many radio programmes including Friday Night is Music Night on BBC Radio 2, In Tune, Loose Ends and The Chris Evans Breakfast Show among many others.

Tickets: £18.50book3

Friday 20th November at 7.30pm

ratpack01The Rat Pack Vegas Spectacular

“Purveyors of Cool” swing into town with The Greatest Music of the 20th Century Wonderful memories of classic Las Vegas Frank Sinatra-Dean Martin-Sammy Davis. Every song a winner – Come Fly with Me, Volare, That’s Amore, Under My Skin, Mr Bojangles, Sway, Mack The Knife and many more of your favourites.


Tickets: £ 21.00book3

Thursday 26th, Friday 27th & Saturday 28th November at 7.30pm

scroogeFarndale Avenue Housing Estate Townwomen’s Guild Dramatic Society’s Christmas Carol

Off Centre Theatre brings you the ladies of the Farndale Avenue Housing Estate Townswomen’s Guild Dramatic Society who are mounting yet another assault on the classics with their version of A Christmas Carol. Expect the usual misplaced enthusiasm from Mrs Reece, a PA that someone forgets to turn off; scenery that won’t do as it’s told and wayward touches of ingenuity that just about hold it all together. Amateur production.

Tickets: £ 9.00book3

Sunday 6th December at 1.00pm

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Suitable for ages 2 – 7
Join the adventures of Dotty the Elf and Pompom the Penguin in a festive, interactive, song-filled visit to Santa’s home, – plus, in our special meet, greet and treat, each child will get the chance to receive a special gift from Father Christmas himself!
Songs include festive favourites Jingle Bells, Rudolph the
Red-Nosed Reindeer, and many more – HO-HO-HO!

Tickets: Adult £ 8.00 Under 16’s £ 6 Family (2+2) £25.00

Thursday 10th December at 8.00pm

RobBeckkett-RT hi resRob Beckett – Mouth Of The South

Beckett’s back with a brand-new hour of funnies and he’s taking on the big issues like Kit Kats and flatbread! Star of BBC1’s Live at the Apollo, BBC2’s Mock the Week & Channel 4’s 8 out of 10 Cats. 

‘Relentlessly smiley, perpetually grinning Londoner whose unshowy, unpretentious but thoroughly funny shtick has every chance of winning him a big audience…’ – Guardian.    Over 15 Years Only

Tickets: £ 14.00.  Friends & Students £12.00.book3

Wednesday 16th, & Mon 28th to Thu 31st December

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Fee Fi Fo Fum it’s a giant of a show and we’d love you to come! Jack and his mum have hit hard times and the only way to make ends meet is to sell their beloved cow Daisy. When Jack returns from market with just some beans his mum isn’t very pleased. She throws them away and the magic starts when they grow into a giant beanstalk. Jack then finds himself in a whole new world of thrills and adventure. If you’re looking for a fun packed family pantomime full of audience participation then this is the show for you.

Wed. 16th is a special relaxed performance welcoming those who will benefit from an environment where normal theatre etiquette is relaxed. There will also be no loud noises, strange pyrotechnics or flashing lights.

Tickets: Adult 12.00. Unders 16’s £ 8.00 Family £ 35.00 (2 Adults + 2 Under 16’s)

Sunday 31st January 2016 at 7.30pm

jimdavJim Davidson – Charlton Nil

The people’s favourite and one of Britain’s greatest ever comedians, Jim Davidson OBE takes to the road with his brand new show Charlton Nil. Son of a Glaswegian father, born and bred in Charlton. From drummer to window cleaner via shelf stacker, to a theatre near you. Guaranteed to be an irreverent, outrageous and truthful night. For one night only! Adults only ‘Boy does Jim know how to deliver his gospel…’The audience could have stayed all night…he speaks with a rare honesty’ Express

Tickets: £22.50book3

Saturday Friday 11th March 2016 at 8.00pm

Jenny Eclair1Jenny Eclair: How To Be A Middle Aged Woman  (Without Going Insane).

Professional Grumpy old woman, Splash survivor, amateur soup maker, and novice knitter, Jenny Eclair is younger than Madonna but eats crisps and likes wine. Semi –bearded and suffering from outbreaks of gout and hysteria, Eclair puts middle age under the microscope and decides whether to laugh, cry or buy a dachshund! You are most welcome to join her, just button your cardi up properly and wipe that lipstick off your teeth.

Tickets: £ 17.50book3